Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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