Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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