You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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