Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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