Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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