my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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