so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Life is so much better after having sex.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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