Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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