okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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