Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Damn victory sex feels great
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
