can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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