Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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