how can u be prego again
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
