Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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