why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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