I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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