I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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