Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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