What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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