since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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