you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
