Small penises have feelings too.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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