what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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