But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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