Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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