This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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