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What did we do last night that was yellow?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Drake has all the answers
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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