I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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