Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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