BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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