Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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