I wanna bring you to show and tell
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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