Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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