Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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