Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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