I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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