You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I'm really busy with my period
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