It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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