Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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