I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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