I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm bleeding and have questions
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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