This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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