I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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