You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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