I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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