I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You dont lie about slip and slides
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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