last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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