she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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