i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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