the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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