she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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