so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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