he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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