I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Randomize
