fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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