Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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