Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
How external is "for external use only"?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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