if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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